Member profile / cryptid sighting
Everything he touches turns to gold. Everything he commits turns to a branch named patch-1 that nobody ever merges. Midas is International Duck's most elusive member: officially classified as a goofy ahh developer, spotted in the wild about twice a month, and always mid-fumble when it happens. His official role is simple: just happy to be here.
midas735 is listed as a public member of International Duck Incorporated, which is legally the most that can be proven. Witnesses report he joined the public GitLab roster on October 5th and then unleashed both of his commits on the same morning. Efficiency. He now also has a public GitLab profile at @midas735, listed as a member since October 5, 2026.
The background is a scientifically accurate reenactment of midas's development workflow, playing fullscreen on infinite loop, exactly as nature intended. The profile picture is legally a Snorlax: a creature famous for sleeping 20 hours a day and still shipping more than midas. Both serve as a decoy so you stop looking at his contribution graph.
Both of them. Recorded here in full, for historians.
forkForked Xx-superIvar-xX/gitdemoSep 28, 2026 - The classic opening move. Why write code when someone else already did?forkForked E-VDV-HU/very-epic-cool-repoSep 28, 2026 - Double fork morning. The man was unstoppable. For about eight minutes.a783a2cRemove humorous fumbles list from readmeSep 28, 2026 - espress0 had published a "top 10 biggest fumbles of the day" list in the readme, starring midas in entries 1 through 4. Midas's response: delete the evidence. Historians call this "damage control"; midas calls it "code cleanup".9f74799Update README with additional commentarySep 28, 2026 - Four whole lines of "additional commentary" added to superIvar's readme. The contents have been sealed by the International Duck legal department. On a branch nobody merged, so technically it never happened.Total output, last few days: 2 forks, 2 commits, 5 lines added, 8 lines deleted. Net contribution: -3 lines. The fumbles list retaliation-to-original-work ratio remains at a flawless 100%.